Saturday, October 18, 2008

Hey, Peter, Where You Going with That Denture Cream?

During the necessary, autumnal Type O Negative fest in my living room Saturday past, The Stripes and I had many leftover thoughts about the possible horrors that could have turned Peter Steele from an incredibly tall and sexy frontman:



into this sad, angry guy who, let's face it kids, sounds like my Uncle Lou without his dentures in. Okay, that's a lie. I don't have an Uncle Lou, at least not that I know of, but seriously, is Mr. Steele in need of a denture refitting?

The video evidence for my claim does not allow embedding, but you can view it here:

Where's Pete's Dentures???

Peter Steele's always had a very deep voice and a thick Brooklyn accent, but wow! What a difference fifteen years and a couple months in jail will do to a guy. But we adore him anyway. He speaks his mind musically, which is all the ever really mattered to fans in the first place, but seriously... he obviously needs a hug!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

The reason for the change is that he is a few different people. Peter Steele is an image and not a real person. It is joke between two families. One is the Ratajczak's and other is Lou's family who lived down the street from 1174 East 18th Street, Brooklyn, N.Y. Start looking at pictures of him. He looks different in every picture.